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[–] [email protected] 155 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 152 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What's next? North Korea as chair of the human rights forum?

[–] [email protected] 106 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Israel for world peace!
America for workers rights!
Turkmenistan for world trade!

[–] [email protected] 79 points 9 months ago

Russia for LGBT+ rights

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

Marocco for the Decolonization Committee! Luxemburg for the United Nations Population Fund!

[–] [email protected] 96 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fucking stupid timeline we're trapped in

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Reality really is beyond satire.

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 9 months ago (8 children)

Man, the world’s gonna be a MUCH better place when the House of Saud finally goes the way of the dinosaur.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Unless it's just replaced with something objectively worse...which wouldn't be the first time in history something like that happened.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

They already massacred Yemen as a monarchy while their crown prince is known for dismembering journalists, they're about as bad as it gets.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Maybe I'm just cynical, but I can imagine many, many ways it could get worse and only a few of them involve nuclear or bio weapons.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fair enough. If you want to solve the problem of gender equality, give it to the experts.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Amnesty is not a news source. They are fundraising, here. The article is devoid of necessary contextual information.

UN Commission executive boards are elected not appointed positions. In some UN bodies, chairs rotate in alphabetical order, but not this one. Maybe there was a midterm vacancy and the seat was filled by an appointment process? What is that process? When is the earliest the seat could be recalled?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I can't find anything about their process.

There's really not much about it, the UN page is here: https://www.un.org/en/global-issues/gender-equality

Mostly they seem to have conferences every decade or so and occasionally declare a "International day for X". Seems like a PR kind of thing to me.

But at any rate it's a bad look for the UN. Indicates a dysfunction in the organization that whatever process they have allowed this to happen. I mean it looks like it's a PR campaign that actually makes them look bad. If Guterres was competent he'd shut the thing down entirely and start another one that didn't suck. But since he's an idiot and he will probably just say it's somehow Israel's fault.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (15 children)

Amnesty is not a news source.

It is providing news.

They are fundraising, here.

Their website has a donate button. This article doesn't ask for donations, although it does advertise another Amnesty report.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The UN: how can we be more of a joke to the world??

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh oh, let's appoint an atheist to the board of Islamic affairs!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Even then, I think an average atheist politician would handle Islamic affairs more fairly than an average Muslim politician would handle gender equality affairs, at least in most cases.

There is no atheist book that the atheist has to follow. The Quran, on the other hand, has misogyny kind of built into it, sadly.

Edit: I feel like I should add that this misogyny problem isn't unique to Islam. The Abrahamic religions all have outdated takes on gender equality. I would have the same negative feelings about a devout Christian politician being put in charge of gender equality.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago

Hahahaha.

Klown world.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago

Well, if you want to know how gender inequality works, just ask the Saudis.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I guess the "freedom of the press" forum leadership spot was already taken?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Weren't they head of the human rights council?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

The world is not even trying anymore

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Chick-fil-a is mediocre at best.

Just saying.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

It's getting harder and harder to make satire because it keeps becoming reality.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Well we know his wife won't be driving him to the meetings

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

After COP 28 this totally makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

People from Saudi Arabia have been on the UN human rights panel for awhile

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

UN trolling hard these days. Damn

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago
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