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40,000 bears isn't nearly enough to conquer california, let alone hold it!
That number will swell with every forest liberated!
fear will keep them in line after the Silicon Valley Massacre
Bears will have control of social media at that point, the bear algorithm will have Californian population not even realize they are surrendering
We need to release sharks in the local streams to counter this.
need to release twinks in the local forests to counter this
Send in Meal Team Six. The Good Guys with Guns will surely not be totally ripped to pieces.
Warhammer 40k if it was actually cool
40-50,000 feral bears
An AK 47 would only enrage them as they invade the areas your children play.
sounds unbearable nyuk nyuk nyuk
Real Grafton hours.
what does that mean?
Grafton is a town in New Hampshire. In the mid-2000s a group of libertarians took over the town, and tried to turn it into a libertarian utopia. Unsurprisingly, it was a total shitshow. So much so, that their mismanagement caused local bears to overrun the town.
that's really funny
lol
Bears have been known to break into homes to steal food
Bears say personal property is revisionism.
It's not even June yet.
Hope the bears know Mishima style karate
I am prepared to surrender to the bears
The site called me European :|
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