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Virgin buzzcut vs Chad warrior bun

I would smooch all the dudes with glorious locks

This is intended in a non-creepy way, it's a friendship smooch

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Awww shucks

(I have not cut my hair in like 15 years)

I have had a hair dresser ask to take a picture of my mane lmao

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

GLORIOUS

Edit: wait that sounded creepy. I mean to say, cool mane bro

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

Bald is also beautiful!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

get the Old Hippie Special of half-bald with a magnificent ponytail

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I thought it was common that long haired guys are attractive or did society change on that?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Right? Anyone who lived in the 80s and 90s knew that, I thought.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

I had long hair in high school in the 90s and people would laugh at me and call me Fabio. It was meant as an insult and a dunk, but looking back, there are worse things to be called.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's why I haven't cut my hair in over 10 years lol. The single most frequent compliment I get from women (and men honestly) is on my amazing hair.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (2 children)

dean-frown my bald ass reading this thread

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

My best friend is bald and started balding in his twenties. Nothin wrong with that. I have lots of bald comrades.

Also back-to-me

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Idk dawg you seen the sysadmin ponytail?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The hair on the sides is all I got left and by God I'm gonna grow it out as long as I can. Hopping into the old hippie to wizard pipeline!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

NGL that's a pretty rad look

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Join me in bringing back robes! They’d totally complete the wizard look.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You guys need to reclaim wizardry from the terfs

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Long hair is one of the few physical traits that I find universally more attractive than the alternative.

For most things, I like both ends fairly equally.

  • Tall or short? I'll take either.
  • Round face shape or square face shape? I'll take either.
  • Thin body or thick body? I'll take either.

But for hair length, in terms of being hot, long always beats short. I'm attracted to people regardless of gender, so this preference I have applies to all genders. I don't care if you're a man, a woman, or an enby; if you have long hair, I'll love it!

That's not to say I think short hair is unattractive, but long hair is totally superior when it comes to my physical attraction preferences.

The only other appearance trait that I have a strong preference for is that I also love "alternative" looks with tattoos, piercings, and dyed hair, but for the most part, my preferences for physical appearance are not leaning one way or the other too strongly.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

Also, yes. This does mean that I drool every time I see Justin Whang.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

is Andrew WK the peak male form?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I dunno who that is. So I looked him up and found this picture lmao:

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I grew out my hair when covid hit and have no intention of going back

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It’s awesome isn’t it? I do a weird thing where I grow it out for a year or two and then switch to shaved sides Ivy until I yearn for the locks again. I really should just stick with it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (5 children)

I really should just stick with it.

anarchista-chad

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (4 children)

It sucks because I have very curly hair that just doesn’t let it happen. The end result is that I try to grow it out and end up liking like a dyed Chia pet

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Long curly hair is chefs-kiss

You just gotta get to shoulder length first

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

I guess that's why the broccoli haircut is popular among younger gen z and older gen alpha

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah till mine gets to about 8 inches it's just an irishman's afro lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

IRA stands for Irishmans Rad Afro

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

You just naturally achieve what so many glam rock musicians had to go to great lengths to cultivate.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

god i want long hair; i think it would look good on me, but i absolutely hate the feel of hair on my ears and neck. Its also gets soooo itchy

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

you get used to it but the middle stages of growing it out arent the best

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

“Dude” is gender-appropriate for me for this post specifically

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

This is quite true. Long hair is very nice.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

I just did by annual haircut and it's sorta short now. At peak length I look like I'm in Motley Crue and it's pretty tight but gets hard to deal with.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What about cis haired long dudes?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Thanks comrade

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Fuck US business culture for practically mandating the buzzcut. Let me be a QT anime boy, dammit.

I had so many compliments when I had long hair.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

I haven't had a haircut since 2019 covid-cool

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

What about dudes with dong hair?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Long in the winter, short in the summer

That's how I do it

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