Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Same piss? That would mean…

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

They pissed in two pairs of pants at once?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Or drank their own piss and pissed themselves again.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Multitasking!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

We don't need AI images there's already a stock photo of everything

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

I know this is gonna slip out of my mouth at the worst possible time in the future.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Hey I like it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

SSDD

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I stole a phrase from a previous coworker that I have since used in place of "You know what I'm saying?" Or "Picking up what you're putting down."

Now I like to say to people "Do you smell what I'm stepping in?"

I found it hilarious at the time and shamelessly stole the phrase lol