Corn isn't a nut tho
this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2024
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Corn Nuts used to have a radio ad jingle that went something like "Bust a nut, bust a nut. Open up a bag and bust a nut."
I remember hearing it in the car in middle school while a friend's mom was driving us somewhere. My friend and I both looked at each other in disbelief, like "is this really happening?" His mom was completely stone faced so we assumed she didn't know what busting a nut was or just wasn't paying attention to the radio. In hindsight, she was probably hoping the same about us.
Edit: Found the link!
Neither are you but you're still talking crazy right now
It's technically a fruit.
It's technically a corn
Nah bro, acorns are the things cops are scared of
It's not like cops can tell the difference anyway
Popcorn makes me fart.
I eat it anyway.
Toot toot toot.
Corn makes me have aggressive shits. So I don't tend to eat it. Still love it though.
Is sonic gay, or does he just represent explosive potential and agility of your shitpost?
Has anybody posted this to 196, yet?
I haven't
I do like mine salted and with butter.
What if you're a woman
Then it's very gay.