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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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That would be funny I think!

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Gimmi that Gex! just-one-small-problem

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

What if it was called Sextwink though? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Hexbear.sex

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

hello please do not violate my copyright thx

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I'm very sorry and I can't wait to sign up to your Lemmy instance

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Epix baconerino!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I've made the case before that SexBear = Hexbear

The Hex shape has 6 sides.

Six in latin is Sex.

Ergo, SexBear, QED

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I could horny post freely on main. :3

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Don't be afraid my friend. Be free

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I will repurpose the volcel vanguard to arrest you for rhyme crimes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

What if it was called Lexluthorbear?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

We would constantly be thwarted by Lemmy.Superman

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

We could have cuddle sessions.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

meow-hug <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 meow-petted meow-melt