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[โ€“] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Can't get their phone to their ear with a helmet on

Making phone calls on your phone? Boomer alert.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I was reading about the housing crisis came across this genius solution: www.bazinga.com/3D-render-Apple-iCoffin-middle-of-woods

 

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SIDNEY (AP) โ€” Oceanic Airlines has announced that it has lost all communication with Los Angeles-bound flight 815. The B-777 airliner departed Sidney at 14:55 GMT+10 and experienced complete radio failure within 6 hours of the 14-hour journey, just minutes after the pilots relayed a severe CAT (clear air turbulence) event. Air traffic controllers in Nadi, Fiji reported that the aircraft "completely vanished" from radars as it approached the island for an emergency landing.

An international search and rescue operation is underway with hopes of recovering the vessel and possible survivors. Notable among the 324 passengers are British musician Charlie Pace of the UK rock group Drive Shaft, Mega Millions lottery winner Hugo Reyes, and American actor/comedian Carrot Top.

[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago (1 children)

shutting down the site for 13 hours was kinda funny actually

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

omg I thought he was someone doing a bit

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

just flip it horizontally

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

fuck the haters. Bell peppers are refreshing and easier on my teeth

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

/c/um has been preemptively banned

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Father I cannot click downvote

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

shhhh they don't know about the secret comms

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

my brain getting 5 packs of cigs every 20 minutes explains why I never got hooked on anything

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The really is this thing in modern digitally drawn anime where characters have a weird "sheen" to them, similar to how in the 360/PS3 era of games, everyone looked like greased up action figures.

 

Buenos Aires

 
 

HAVANA (AP) โ€” After being declared medically deceased for 4 months, former US Secretary of State Henry Kissinger has made a miraculous reappearance. The statesman was secretly flown to Cuba via private plane while on life support in late November to undergo an innovative heart-repairing surgical procedure.

"I feel like I could go on another 50 years" said the centenarian, crediting "the best damn doctors in the world" for his unprecedented recovery while criticizing the "authoritarian government that forces these talented medical professionals to live in such deplorable conditions."

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