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[–] [email protected] 50 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

"How dare these people have basic human needs, despite us very clearly not considering them human?!"

Fuck Israel...

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago

I guess hungry Gazans eating comes at a real threat of them not starving to death, which would undermine the whole "military operation". No wonder they were scared.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago (1 children)

israeli soldiers seem a lot liike american cops

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago

Probably have the same arms dealers.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago

"You have basic needs?? Bam! Now you don't need 'em!"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh no, that hungry Palestinian we keep beating and shooting is going to assault me for all my bread. What am I, a poor Israel soldier, going to do?!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

shoot them till they start to like you

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

~~Hungry~~ Palestinians ~~looking for food~~ make Israeli soldiers feel unsafe

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

"I felt unsafe" is the get out of jail free card card for them. Remember they also felt threatened by escaping topless Israeli hostages they thought were threatening Palestinians hiding guns under nonexistent shirts?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Something something about actions and consequences. Besides committing a genocide, If they maybe had allowed food to come in to Gaza maybe they had not been so desperate for food.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

up next from American media: ''Are calling Palesitians human anti-semitic? GenocideJoe thinks so!''

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I swear this is going to lead to GLA BS in 20 years.