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[–] [email protected] 175 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Always has been

[–] [email protected] 80 points 10 months ago (3 children)

People in this thread are acting like microwaving coffee turns it into vinegar.

Coffee tastes absolutely fine reheated in the microwave.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yup, can confirm. Sometimes I forget to finish my coffee too. James Hoffman on youtube did some testing and he agrees that microwave is perfectly fine and might even be the best method to reheat coffee

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Is it the nocebo effect and filthy microwave interior leeching pizza roll flavor into my coffee? No, it's the micro-wavelengths vibrating water molecules who are to blame!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Reheating coffee doesn't make it bad, be it in the microwave, on the stove or hot plate. Not finishing your coffee and letting it get cold just to reheat it later definitely makes it worse.

This is not something subjective, oxidation is very real. If you don't believe me, peel an apple and let it sit for the same amount of time as you let your coffee sit and then you will see the effects.

When you brew coffee you extract all these oils and goodies from the beans thst have been protected by the antioxidants and expose them to air. While they will not turn to vinegar, they do oxidize and therefore degrade quite rapidly.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Déjà Brew
I didn't drink from this cup before
Leaving it to cool
And I know it keeps happening
Calling you, caffeine is a mystery
Falling back asleep
It's so hard when I try to wake up
Whooaaahh

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

DO YOU LIKE -IKE -IKE

MY CAHP -AHP -AHP

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I imagine this is what plays when you put the cup slightly off center on the microwave turntable so it starts drifting in wide circles when you turn it on.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Maybe that's a sign to make less coffee, bruv

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Nah more, if he keeps forgetting them

[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago (12 children)

Usa

Good at :

Dominating countries through cut throat capitalism

Horrendous at:

Brewed beverages

providing universal healthcare

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago (34 children)

People are heating up coffee in microwave? TIL.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (12 children)

A drink needs reheating so they use a convenient household equipment to reheat it. How controversial. How sacrilegious.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (7 children)

I swear this ruins the coffee

Instead of reheating it, put a little ice in it and call it an iced coffee.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It definitely tastes worse but I think it's still fine. Also it's partly a punishment from having forgotten to drink it in the first place 😔

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (8 children)

I mean how else would you reheat a cold coffee?

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

this is why some never stop beeping until you open them.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Java does garbage collection, but not for OP.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I'm the same but not with coffee. I better drink it cold that rewarm. Everyone knows that "café bouillu, café foutu."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You know it's possible to heat it up without boiling it.

But it still tastes worse after heating up. That's why dump hot chocolate mix in, like a real connoisseur!

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

You're caught in a recursive loop.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

ADHD intensifies.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

I do this more often than I'd like to admit.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Tomorrow, there'll be 3 mugs

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

No, that person would just drank the one in the microwave, put the one they were holding into the microwave and forget about it until tomorrow. Then the cycle goes on...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Shrodingers mug

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Matrix glitched

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Wow OP is in a rut

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Sounds like the sequel to Hot Tub Time Machine.

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