sadly one has dementia and the other has a 100 word vocabulary
this post was submitted on 20 Feb 2024
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Well fuck it, I'm voting for taylor swift
Ok genuine question, is she eligible? She's 34 right now, and you have to be 35 to be president. She'll be 34 still at the election in November, but will turn 35 before next year's inauguration date.
What specifically is the required cut-off, constitutionally speaking?
I believe you only need only be 35 by inauguration day (i am not a lawyer, but I did talk to my dad about this and he is so like choose how big a grain of salt you wanna take this with)
Huh, people still give a shit what the Constitution says? News to me.
Compadres, I say we just elect whoever finds the Jade Monkey by the next full moon.
Sir, we found the Jade Monkey, it was in the glove compartment.
And the road maps? And signal flares?
Bold of you to assume trump can read
Not true. Congress has older people in it!
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I know. I’m sorry.
At least you're in the right place