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Whose cat are you? (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 133 points 7 months ago

My experience has been more like

"As a cat I am no one's... Hey, where are you going with the food? Hey, hey! HEY! I AM YOUR CAT! I AM YOUR CAT!"

[-] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago

“I wouldn’t say you own me, but it is cold in here and your lap is warm, so maybe I own your lap”.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

More like "give me food servant!"

[-] [email protected] 81 points 7 months ago

Unless it's within two hours in either direction of the cats feeding time, in which case "I wuv u, have u noticed ur poor kitty is starving and the food bowl is empty? Here let me get all up in your face in case you've forgotten about me..."

[-] [email protected] 42 points 7 months ago

Also, hey hello, now look at my butthole.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

Apparently that's due to their mothers licking the buttholes to clean them when they were little

So they are going, "You're my parent now, get to cleaning"

[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

TIL: I have a perpetually disappointed cat.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Hey that cat is from Ohio

[-] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

My cat rarely bothers us about food. But if we've not played with him, or toured the (exterior, communal building) hallway in the last few hours...he doth scream.

And I'm pretty sure he uses his abs when meowing because the boi can project!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Meanwhile their bowl has plenty of food in it, but because the bottom is visible, the rest no longer exists

[-] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

I've heard that the issue for some cats isn't that they can see the bottom, but that their whiskers hit the side of the bowl and that's uncomfortable.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

People often describe their cats as Hannibal Lecter, mine is just a dumb idiot creature baby

[-] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

most cats i meet are just chill dogs who require a polite greeting before loving you

"oh, a random human? hm yes okay you're nice, oh you want to pick me up? PURRRRRRR"

[-] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

And a polite greeting is pretty simple. I just offer my hand limp and palm down for a sniff. If you get a nuzzle then it's petting time, baby.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

blessed be the jackson galaxy, teaching us to greet cats like adam greeted god

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Huh, I actually didn't know this was a thing, I just noticed that it works.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago

Cats are the original sovereign citizens.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago

I have a black kitten who LOVES belly rubs. He’s so weird.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago

I don't think I've known a cat that didn't like their belly rubbed.

I think it's just a trust thing. Cat ain't going to like their belly rubbed if they don't trust you.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

And the only cat I've known "not to like" belly rubs absolutely loves them, but he will also try to claw and bite the shit out of your hand while you do, which is why you use an oven mitt while giving them.
Like, he will literally try to bring you that oven mitt and roll over for you in anticipation.

Or maybe he just likes murder.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

It's a cat the boundary between games and casual murder is very thin!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

My kittens would grab on to you and bite your hand (not hard enough to injure you) if you pet their belly. I used to dust the floor with them when they would do it to me.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Yeah a kitten is going to think that means play time. Sometimes just walking into the room will make them think it's play time.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

I'm only a cat, so I'll stay in my place. Up here on your chair or in bed on your face.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

Ah fuck my cats call me Vivian, don’t they.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Come now, Vivian, don't be like that.

licks arsehole

[-] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Cats and I very truly agree!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

You don't own a cat. The cat owns you.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Whose human am I?

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