I'll shovel off my side of the stairs, but I will die before I let my elderly neighbor Frank freeload off the sweat of my brow like some liberal communist parasite. If he doesn't want to break his hip slipping on the stairs again, he'll shovel his own side or pay a child to do it as God (the market) intended.
AND I BETTER NOT SEE YOU STEPPING ON MY SIDE OF THE STEPS, YOU OLD FUCK
Imagining this guy stationed by his door, scanning the peephole for when he sees his neighbour stepping over the imaginary line just to burst out the door, cock his pistol threateningly to shout "You get right back over to your side of the steps this instant and don't you EVER let me catch you violating my property rights again!!"
Bruh
Not all neighbors though I clear my neighbors drive bc he doesn’t have a snowblower
A few years ago I lived on a short 4 house dead end with a guy that literally had a plow truck. Bc we were small and off to the side the town would never get to us. MFer would plow to his driveway (the first one) and leave the rest of us snowed in even though it would have taken him all of 15 seconds to clear the street… forget about our driveways
That shit is wild to me. I usually shovel my neighbors' walks while I'm at it unless it's like 2 feet of snow or some shit and I have nothing left in the tank
It would have taken less work to just do the entire thing.
Don’t forget blowing the leaves across the street into your neighbor’s doorway back and forth all day
may it melt and ice over the next evening, unlimited slippery stairs upon asshole neighbors 
The west? Don't lump us all in with these gobshites!
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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