Potions???

We're in fucking 1320 motherfucker.

The King is ailing and needs herbs and potions to keep him alive. The taxes are going up and your children are being requisitioned by the Crown.

But also critical support to the king and the pepto bismol he thinks will help.

Dead in 6 months.

feudal holdover believes in potions, more at 11

Critical support to the King in his desire to off himself by refusing the finest medical treatment in the world.

Wow so Charles banknotes are gonna be a rarity in a few years.

Would his majesty be interested in the traditional royal treatment of being fed a solution of powdered lead and mercury (the royal metal!) by some kind of court appointed alchemist/astrologer?

Chemotherapy is fucking awful and I understand why someone might not want to do it, and these days there might be alternatives, specially if you have the resources of the British monarchy.

At any rate, I hope the cancer wins.

idk, critical support to the king for slowly and painfully killing himself unnecessarily.

the person playing Crusader Kings on this family clearly decided it was time to get a younger king on the throne

He's going to break out the leaches, isn't he.

you do you king 🦀🦀🦀

isn't he like 98 years old or some shit, like at some point I feel like you gotta do the math and figure out if fucking up all the cellular replication in your body and all the consequent fun side effects of that is worth getting rid of a cancer that might not even kill you for another 5+ years

anyway hope he does the chemo and dies anyway fuck im

hope it hurts.

I'm as happy about a king dying as the next guy but I can't help hoping that his mortal husk keeps going for a bit longer. A dead king is not worth much when they just make a new and younger guy king.

The good thing about prince Charles being king is that he is so old and decrepit, there's no risk of him breathing new life into the monarchy or becoming popular. The current king is an embarrassment to the British state which is good and funny. I don't know about the next guy in line other than that he's probably an unlikable posh asshole but he looks reasonably lifelike and the propaganda apparatus might be able to construct a cult of personality around him.

Hear ye hear ye our King hath consul from the finest Apothecary in all the lands. A great many tinctures and potions shall restore our great monarch

fuck yeah kingo do a flip

Yes charles, chemo sucks! Please dont trust those stupid doctors and those yucky chemicals, please dont!

My guess is that at the moment he's taking advice from a man called Michael Dixon, who he's championed for many years, has headed his own natural alternative medicinal institute

Looking into this dude just keeps getting better and better lmfao, Charles made him "head of the Royal Medical Household"

Based

CRITICAL SUPPORT TO PRINCE CHARLES IN HIS WAR AGAINST PRINCE CHARLES

It's arse cancer. He's 100% shoving herbs and potions up.his arse

At his age is chemo really worth it? I kinda feel like I'd forgo it myself, just focus on enjoying what's left rather than spend years puking my guts out.

Since when do we quote and believe anything the great bullshitter and white supremacist Nigel Farage says? He even admits he's just talking out his ass in the same breath.

I guess he really wants to die lol

herbs and potions

Quick, anyone in the Church of England got Lay on Hands?

Out of curiosity how did charles ii die? I know the OG king charles died of a minor body part separation

gbnews, as a source for anything, is as reliable as your nan's facebook

Didn't know my brother was medical advisor to the king