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HBO Max Unveils Ominous New “Don’t Get Too Attached” Category (hard-drive.net)

submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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HBO Max Unveils Ominous New “Don’t Get Too Attached” Category [Satire]

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I absolutely didn't see the community name and ate the onion - this is totally believable

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This one actually got me too!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Yep, me three.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 9 months ago

The way I actually believed this for a second before I saw the community name...

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Netflix and it's Two Seasons And Done category getting some competition

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Please, 1898 and archive 81 only got one season each. Two would've been great

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

What about the "Start the series at Season 03” category?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

They should add a "so good we cancelled it" category.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

Isn't that all of Netflix's content?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

The Sesame Street is a nice touch.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I feel like it could work though. Shows like cowboy bebop that end abruptly and will never return. So a different interpretation of "don't get too attached"..