It takes a pillage to raze a child.
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The other side of the poll has a questionnaire about how to prepare a 1day blinding stew.
Is a porridge out of the question? Are soups a no-go? How about a simple Broth of Blinding for One Day? Does it really have to be a stew?
Of course it has to be a stew, what are you some kind of sociopath who gives blinding soup to kids?
what are you some kind of sociopath who gives blinding soup to kids?
raises hand I'm that kind of sociopath.
Broth is to weak.
I guess a soup might do.
Personally, I'd go with the blinding burrito.
CMV: Porridge is a kind of soup (and so are cereals)
I agree that porridge is a soup, since it's cooked all together. A bowl of cereal's constituent parts can also be eaten independently so I believe that makes it a salad.
But what about hot cereals?
Hot salad. Mmm
You don't have to make most of them hot. Overnight oats, grits, and quinoa are things.
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Shut up!
They hated Jesus because he was telling the truth
No porridge is not a soup.
You cook porridge by boiling off water until you hit the right amount of water absorbed into the cereal, and it not being soup or gruel like. The starchiness also plays a role in consistency.
Porridge does not use or create a broth, soup does.
Porridge is always cooked until there is no or little liquid left, you can't have soup without liquid.
I am willing to entertain whether nothing that porridge can be a stew, but it is not a soup.
But cereals are soup and porridge is a stew?
Cereal grains, like oats, prepared as a porridge are a stew. Cereal and milk is soup.
The only soup I can imagine capable of that involves mushrooms from the fey wilds.
Cylocybin won't make you blind, but you may see faries
I love that Alan Wagner's IRL shitposts are becoming so popular the past week lol
Epic child blindness moment
Is this an American thing? I'm so confused, what is this stew and why would someone blind a child, is this not child abuse?
Less of an American thing, and more of a Shitpost thing.
Shit posting from the Darkages
I can't decide whether or not this is a genuine comment and it's fucking hilarious
I'm confused as well. I assume that the suggestion is not to poison the child, but what is it?
one day blinding stew
It's a joke. This is the advice that a witch would give in a fairy tale.
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Europeans fear the blind stew.
Sounds like someone needs a bowl of blinding stew.
Then watch her learn how to echolocate and then blind him permanently 🤦
Jesus Christ. Kids do stupid shit like that. They don't even say how old the kid is. You literally could just bitch at them and make them stop if they were old enough. Or put something harmless but bad tasting on a wig or something and have the kid chew on that, breaking the cycle.
Why do people have to be like this?
I think 1 day blinding stew would work as well as a bittering agent. You think she's going to forget blinding stew?
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I can't tell if this comment is bait
Just being you is enough, I guess.
This is the "I eat dirt" guy right? 🤣
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