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[–] [email protected] 97 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If the culprit ever read this they would probably laugh and feel very satisfied with their prank.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Then quickly look over their shoulder.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

"Surprise motherfucker!"

[–] [email protected] 74 points 9 months ago (4 children)

As the only Asian person in my elementary and middle Long Island school, I was subjected to pranks all the time. I found that the less I react to their pranks, the less they would continue the prank. It didn't stop the prank. Just less of it.

I know those school shootings are awful and I would never wish this horror to anyone. But as someone who was constantly bullied, I have a slight hint of understanding why they would have done it. Again, I don't think what they did was right, but I certainly understand why they would.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Everyone is afraid to admit they have dark thoughts. It only exacerbates the problem. If someone admits they have dark thoughts they will be treated differently and it's easy to think it will only make thier situation harder.

People could do a better job of not hiding the fact that maybe the notion of being the most evil person they can imagine has crossed their mind. It could really help some people struggling with obsessive intrusive thougts.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I was bullied enough to understand how someone would think for a moment about hurting their bullies like that.. maybe even some of the rich kids who laughed. But murdering indiscriminately? It's a whole different mentally deranged thing to consider

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This, i was broken enough to want to destroy all the fuckingn bullies that made my life a hell, but I would never hurt anyone else.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Follow bullied, I feel you. :hug:

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

I was bullied from grades 3 halfway thru 12. In grade 9 it began to get physical. In grade 12 it stopped being physical after my bully, a weightlifter and football player, pulled back a basketball and threw it with all his strength at the back of my head in gym. I broke his nose.

I am not particularly proud of it. I am not bragging. Though multiple times throughout the years I wondered how no one noticed. As the years went on I saw other students look away, if they weren't laughing at me. I then began to notice the rare teacher look once and then act like they saw nothing.

To me, what some of these kids do doesn't seem like that much of a stretch. I think this way because of my experiences, amongst other family issues that were also happening. While I am not wholly certain, when I dig deep, it's possible one of the key reasons nothing more happened is because after I snapped it all stopped.

The line is thinner than you realize, I think.

Funny thing is, now that I'm older, I understand that I handled everything well by the perspective of people who believe the wall of "don't hurt others" doesn't have a door in it. Just a ton of trauma and general mistrust for anyone who happens to be male and anyone in authority, and a very deep dislike for injustice and preventable incidents.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I think when you feel entitled and think everyone in school is looking and laughing at you. Ya, it's probably not indiscriminately in this person's eye.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 9 months ago

it's probably not indiscriminately in this person's eye.

The aforementioned mental disorder ^

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

AYYY long island checking in!

Yeah tho fr, i'm west indian and there was a lot of veiled racism in school. Didn't really notice/thought it wasn't a big deal until i went to college and realized that shit DEF wasn't normal

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Veiled? Must be nice.Haha

I remembered going to a friend's house and the dad put his hand at my chest and looked at me dead in the eye and asked. "Are you Vietnamese?"

"No sir, I'm Taiwanese".

"Oh ok, you're ok to come in. I did some R&R there and you people are all right"

That situation would have been way worse if I was from Vietnam.

I lived in Bohemia which is next to Patchogue. It's a terrible place to live if you're a minority.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I too was bullied in school and when i was about to start high school we had to change home and school . The first two years i got bullied a lot but then i got tired of it and became the bully now i bully the bullies. This may come of as edgy , cringe advice but it is what worked for me . Complaining to authorities or ignoring will never even remotly stop it trust me i did try .

[–] [email protected] 56 points 9 months ago

Perfectly rational reaction

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think this guy actually ISN'T a fan of mustard balls..

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

Could it be shit tho

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Really showed him there

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Why mentioning that they are a veteran?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Navy seal copypasta energy

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Muh veterans, think of the veterans, poor poor veterans

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Because it's fake.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

It's obvious. He has soldier's training.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

it's a wet terran, human covered in mustard

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

The pranker and the pranked are likely to be both League of Legends players.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

🎵 it's Ptsd Paul 🎵 he's got mustard on his dick and balls 🎵

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I hope you stub your toe....

HILARIOUS!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I remember seeing this on Reddit a while ago. Doesn’t make it less fun, of course. Just saying.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I steal these from discord. I don't use Reddit anymore.