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[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago (4 children)

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

You used the wrong font there. This is not the federal republic font.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 79 points 9 months ago (3 children)

In German, "groß" (pronounced the same way as "gross" in English) means "large."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

it only works on paper for its pronounced ever so slightly differently. you could say it doesnt fit

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

you could say it doesnt fit

That's what she said?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Lol, that's funny. Thanks for explaining!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

It can be spelled the same but is never pronounced the same. Your girlfriend needs to be texting you for this joke to work.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

"Gross" means "large" in English

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ich habe einen großen Bleistift

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't speak pretzel, but I'm pretty sure this is a lie.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Works better if she's french.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

But the french won't invade the Kommentarsektion...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but he's got all the horses...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Looks like your on the wrong side of the riiiiveerrrrrr

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Then I wake up and remember that I don't have a dick... Scheiße!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago