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Post videos you genuinely enjoy and want to share, duh. Celebrate the diversity of interests shared by chapochatters by posting a deep dive into Venetian kelp farming, I dunno. Also media criticism, bite-sized versions of left-wing theory, all the stuff you expected. But I am curious about that kelp farming thing now that you mentioned it.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago

Did they get his cum though?! 💉hamas-base

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago

it's a very concise video (as are all of his), but the syringe really undersells the whole prostate electro-stimming aspect of the procedure a bit

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Who extracts the extractors?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

the world sits on the back of a cum extractor, and that cum extractor sits on another, larger cum extractor, and then it's simply cum extractors all the way down.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago

a cum tribute, if you will

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

Imagine finding a dead person and your first thought is "quick get his cum"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Does it have a name like the Hannibal doctrine or iron sword? Operation Protective Surge? Operation Come Gather... idk, someone workshop this with me

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This probably vibes the most out of every name suggested. Good job

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

thanks comrade you set it up real good

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Operation Lost Swimmer

Operation Goon Squad

Operation Sperm Whale

Operation Healthy Diet

Operation Overspill

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

It's got to be really hamfisted in the naming. Lazarus Offspring Protocol or something like that.

Chromosome Utilization Mission ( C.U.M.) Force

Seed Shepherds

Genetic Rescue Squad

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Operation Nocturnal Mission? (got it from Wolfenstein 3-D)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Operation Cumbo Drop

Operation White Rider

Operation White Swallow

Operation Nut Eater

Operation Ivory Poacher

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Operation Cum-Pit of Jericho

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

This guys videos fucking rip

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

My heart goes out to all the IDF sperm they accidentally swallowed during recovery. rat-salute-2

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Producers of machines for forced sperm extraction are finally like

stonks-up

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

They were already making a killing through the mass abuse and torture of cows worldwide

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's this kind of in your face nazism that's so insane to see. 100% the Germans would have done this (maybe they did, I'm not a cum extraction aficionado) if they could.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

They had all kinds of zany breeding program ideas, but freezing sperm wasn't technologically possible

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

~~The comically large syringe is funny, but the truth - shoving a taser up their asses to give them a prostate orgasm - is even funnier.~~

I looked it up, sorry, they indeed use comically large syringes.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This item is currently out of stock or on back order.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

shoving a taser up their asses to give them a prostate orgasm

kitsupogi please tell me this is how they actually do it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Okay, now that i looked it up, they dont, they drain the balls :(

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

MRW my balls get retrieved for my family after I get got by a 45 year old mechanic with a mac 10 nicholson-yes

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

We, the woke moralist community would like to humbly request a truce with Jordan Peterson to stop this cock-milking nonsense.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

The correct spelling is spermbp

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I ROARED HOLY SHIT

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Started to find that guy a lot more sus after I discovered his LinkedIn profile