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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I don't care if they're gay together, it's still fucked up.

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[-] [email protected] 65 points 8 months ago

now this, THIS, is a certified fakenews banger

the Kates are goated btw

[-] [email protected] 49 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Whenever someone tells you that fascism is inherently incompatible with homosexuality remind them that Ernst Rohm was the second most powerful Nazi in Germany and Hitler held out against betraying him for a long time because they were personal friends.

And they didn't even necessarily coup him bc he was openly gay, it was largely because the SB (SA? I forget) had several million members and they were a threat to other Nazi factions.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago

Röhm is an exception that proves the rule. Despite everything he had going for him in the Nazi party, they still came for him, and then targeted all other homosexuals.

Fascism is reactionary and has to uphold the heterosexual nuclear family. Homofascism is not really tenable.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Fascism is always at its core an anti-communist ideology. It was literally invented by liberals to crush communist movements spreading across Europe in the wake of the Bolshevik Revolution.

Jews and gay people were targeted because it was easiest to associate the Others (who have always been hated across Europe) with “Leninism” to tarnish the reputation of communism. Fascism was always about protecting the liberal capitalist order. The arch-liberal Churchill admitted this himself.

This was also what elevated centuries-old anti-Semitism to industrial scale genocide in Nazi Germany - the only way to crush communism is to exterminate the seeds that could sow the ideas of communism (Cultural Bolshevism) and corrupt the mind of the people in the first place.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

As far as I can remember there were millions of SA men, they all knew Rohm was gay, and they were his devoted followers. Rohm wasn't purged because he was gay. Rohm was purged because he had millions more potential fighters than every other group of fighters the Nazis controlled combined. His homosexuality was the justification for an overtly politically power grab. It's the propaganda campaign they used to explain to the people why Hitler was turning on his best friend and closest ally. Rohm's street level SA was a threat to the other organs of the Nazi Party, especially Himmler, and represented a massive concentration of power that Hitler did not have absolute control over. And even then, Hitlers other lieutenants apparently had to bully him in to turning on Rohm because apparently they were genuinely friends who like and respected each other.

I could be wrong about all this, but that's the history as I understand it. Much like the designation of Jews is arbitrary, and fascists can turn on any outsider group, the enmity against homosexuality is also arbitrary. Hypermasculine states have had normalized homosexual behaviors since time out of mind without any internal contradictions. If the circumstances of industrial capitalism had arisen under a society with different sexual attitudes than late imperialist Europe they probably would have picked something else as their rallying point to define themselves against.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago

Times have changed and fascism has changed with them. When Hitler was alive, being gay was seen as unnatural and "sick" by most people so the Nazis latched onto the homophobia as it gave them one more marginalised group to blame and oppress. Today, homosexuality has become much more normalised, to the point that (superficial) support for gay rights is often used by fascists as a way of demonstrating how much more civilised they are than the (allegedly) homophobic non-white subhumans they're using as bogeymen.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago

at first I thought the blonde one was Kate McKinnon from SNL, but it turns out it's her Australian doppelganger Kate McLennan. what the fuck??

[-] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

But what about Kate McLenin?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

They don't look that similar but thinking white people look alike is praxis

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

they're not that similar in general but she does look like McKinnon in this pic, it's the smile. it just really fucked with my head that this woman has an eerily similar name to the woman I thought she was

[-] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

OK but the brunette also looks like Cecily Strong. This might be an unauthorized sketch.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I actually thought it was Sarah Sherman / Sarah Squirm in normal mode, though that didn't make much sense since they weren't on the show at the same time.

actually the likeness might be more similar than McKinnon/McLennan

[-] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago

The Katering Show is great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yr_etbfZtQ

their only crime was working with Chris Lilley on The Big Bite in the 00s

[-] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

*KKKatering SShow

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

While I'm gay together with no one.

And now I need to make maybe a, like, million vegan BLTs to get rid of all this mayonnaise I have after a failed romantic advance via Kickstarter DM.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago

Bit - selling this mayo for real to get a list of who buys it.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago

I have no idea what's real anymore

[-] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago

before you call them kkkrackers, just know they've already got you covered

[-] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago

Your rampant anti-white racism just gave me an idea. What if I made a giant thing of dip with the mayonnaise and ate it with my crackers?

[-] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

I don't know why I did this, I'm not sorry though.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[-] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

I know, I love her smile too.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

British teeth: rocks in a swamp

Australian teeth: possibility unnaturally white but generally alright

US teeth: real teeth shaved down to points and concerningly white synthetic teeth pasted on top

[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

blackhole sun, won't you come

[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I was hoping for a faceswap there.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

The shits you get eating their mayonnaise will take care of this problem soon enough

[-] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

I’m choking on the hairspray just looking at them.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

like a parody of something straight out of 1962

[-] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

This seems like a leftist shitpost come to life to prove how fucking stupid white racists are.

They're literally getting chyds to pay more money for a condiment scientifically engineered to protect them from anything spicier than mayo.

While looking like that. It seems pretty on the nose.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I don’t think it’s real lol

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Masterful shit

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

How fast does mayo expire? I feel like literal tons of this shit will expire unless you are just globbin mayo on everything.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Dousing yourself in mayo is actually really good for your skin

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Aww sweet! Man-made horrors beyond my comprehension

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