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[–] [email protected] 49 points 9 months ago (4 children)

This guy is like if George Costanza mounted a presidential campaign.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No guys he's the smart Trump I swear guys pls I'm not a paid shill trust me the lefties are scared of him tell your friends

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

lefties are scared of him

Ever heard him speak? It's like someone punched Kermit the Frog in the throat. No one is scared of him.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Scared of what he represents maybe, but not scared that he'll ever see a higher office.

Someone like DeSantis, but with actual charisma, is the actual fear.

Smart and evil with enough charisma to get elected. That's a terrifying combination. Thankfully, no one on the republican side has all three.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)

But if George Costanza was a Nazi.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But if George Costanza was a Nazi.

That would be the plan, to get everyone to think the short jewish New Yorker is actually a Floridian Anti-Semite uber-mensh.

It would be written as an intention to fail (the producers style), but it just keeps working and George can't handle it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I am not O'Brian! I repeat, I am not O'Brian!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

So you’re saying he will become president?

Because all things considered George was capable of getting himself what he wanted.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

George Costsnza got rizz tho.