I could use the keyboard and the mouse while scratching my head all at once.
this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2024
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Buy even more groceries and still carry them in one trip
Get half as terrible at juggling.
Two chicks at once, man.
Why not four?
Fuckin' A, man.
I think you mean
"Two chicks at the same time, man."
Use the second set of arms to restrain the first set from sexually harassing me
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Solder without alligator clips
Well I would only assume that I would be a much better rock climber.
I can finally constantly hold an umbrella
Now I truly never need to make a second trip back to the car for groceries again.
Will the first thing would be to Google how to date 2 women at once.
oh man I would have to start practicing sleight of hand again I'd be the coolest magician
I can quit my job and become a mega cashier at a grocery store. I'd be unstoppable.
oh boy you can now work 2 jobs for the price of one!
Cosplay RyΕmen Sukuna.
Learn to play the Antagonistic Undecagonstring from The Hydrogen Sonata by Iain M Banks.