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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

but Coco Channel was a fucking nazi so you should put one thing on before you leave the house. (this is a joke the quote is apocryphal)

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[-] [email protected] 43 points 8 months ago

minimalism is a scam invented by big small to sell you more less

[-] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

this is good im gonna steal this.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

This is… actually true sanji-pain

[-] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

the hexbear corollary:

Before you shitpost, reread your post and remove one hot take.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

Counter-revolutionary revisionism. Which is to say, you're not allowed to revise your posts. You have to post the whole take, fresh from the overn.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I always edit my posts

Sometimes you have to look at them in place before you realize they need a little extra something garf-troll

Edit: removed slur

[-] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Wait, wait,

[-] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

Babe wake up, new tagline just dropped.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

Word. Minimalism is bullshit.

"You can never be overdressed or overeducated" - Oscar Wilde, the OG dirtbag socialist.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

when i was in high school this communist boy was trying to pull me left (i was a democratic socialist) and he used my love of Oscar Wilde to do it. he sent me the soul of a man under socialism and I was enamored.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

I think there is actually some virtue to be found in minimalism and an appreciation for what is "enough."

but I'm also an aescetic freak who got rid of his only wooden bowl so your mileage may vary

[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

How do you eat soup without your bowl?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

I pour it in the gutters so I can share it with all my rascally street dog friends

[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Hell yeah. Diogenes pilled, Cynic-maxxing

[-] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

I feel like overdressed usually refers to looking formal, and not having three different puffer jackets in various neon colors

[-] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

In the case of the late Mr. Wilde I assure you he would be thrilled with the idea of three different neon puffer jackets. The man was a sartorial menace.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

Welp guess I have to either take off my shirt or my pants shrug-outta-hecks

[-] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I'm not leaving my house until I look like a damn Christmas tree. Take that, Cuckoo Channel!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Before you leave the house make sure you don't gotta peepee or doodoo

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