Oh shit that was a Maersk ship? It’s like the last vestige of the Danish colonial empire, making up like 15% of its gdp lol

Maos “No investigation, no right to speak” was actually a self help book

I finally understand Lacan

Astro Boy Nixon

In Islam converts are called “reverts” because it’s said everyone is born Muslim and are taught other religions as they grow up. If they convert to Islam later in life, they are therefore returning to Islam

I do not understand

Putin actually annexed crimea because he wanted Sebastopol

It’s actually an apt description. Just as lions should not be in jungles, neither should the US be in the Middle East

Hell yeah broken wrist buddies

I know a guy who interns at a tech company and his whole job for the last six months was making an app for this thing, so at least some people are trying to get ahead of the curb

Tbf he says at the bottom

IS THIS LIKELY TO BE ACCURATE? Probably not, but it's precise, and if Nate Silver has taught us anything, it's that precision matters more than accuracy.

Welp guess I have to either take off my shirt or my pants