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Struggle session: I am more attractive than you
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Stupid sexy owl.
Sorry I know it can be hard to take
The average owl lifespan is 4-10 years, should we really be sexualizing a minor?
But what if I'm so powerful that I am immortal and actually 5000 years old? Checkmate liberals
I've noped out of better animes than this, do better
Self-crit confirms: I am hot.
Not as hot as me tho.
Do better 💅
Nah, that's probably true
I thought consensus was already reached about this, no need for a struggle session
This post sets in motion the events that lead to you having a bionic left eye and a huge scar in the future.
Oh shit oh fuck I just got that your picture is a punished owl lmao thats so good
This is a struggle session?
Of course you are.
don't be selfish, share that feather care routine with us, cutie
Then how come I haven't asked you out yet? Checkmate, liberal.
fair
I'm the kind of uggo who makes circus sideshow performers go 
, so I guess that tracks
lol basically no struggle here
Nuh uh
Yuh huh
I disagree with what you're saying, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it
Hard to argue with that but i will argue that I’m the 2nd most attractive hexbearer
Yeah but you're a bird, it's not a fair competition
i'm a lil freaky goblin so i fully believe you 
lol you don't know me
Yes but I know ME, and nothing can top my majestic..uh..ness
this post was submitted on 02 Jan 2024
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