I had that dog as my interviewer too, but I made the wrong decision.

When I got the to interview, I immediately remindend him that when I saw him on the street, I said “Sorry I can’t feed you, I have a job interview so that I can get food. You should pull yourself up by your own bootstraps and get an interview so you too can get some food.” And he said “Yes, I took your advice and arrived here first and got the job you were going to interview for, so you’re fired.”

Yesterday me and my interview candidate went out for a walk during the interview. We came across a starving dog and I realized it was time for a test for my candidate. I asked him, "What would you do with this starving dog to keep profits high?" And then he kicked the dog into the path of a car! Blood and guts and fur everywhere! I smiled and said, "Right answer! You're hired. But next time make sure you don't get any on your boss, ha ha!" And he laughed too, "ha ha!"

And that's how you hustle.

Not accurate at all. You need a lot more paragraph, even better if you cut them every 2 sentences, and emoji at the end and beginning of every sentences.

This really makes you think.

Somebody could make a great dystopian movie using LinkedIn posts as a basis for the script.

I like how this was posted on LinkedIn.

If we cut out the context of that anecdote we get something resembling those weird recovered Sumerian jokes.

Why was there no body? Is the dog a murderer? Or the interviewee?

Why the fuck would I want to work for a starving dog

https://youtu.be/e1ejN6hlfsM?si=n7FL2yKSDQCrZ9aa

Never judge a book by its cover.

Great. Just when I thought the shitty “nobody” meme was dying, it evolves and makes even less sense.