At least I'm not as dumb as Marv was in Home Alone.
I'm more like Marv in Home Alone 2.
this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2023
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Electrocuted to the point of becoming a skeleton?
That bit needs to be done more in live action shit. HA2 is the only non-animated example of it I can even recall.
And it still holds up and is fucking funny as hell.
Too many bricks to the face?
Marveling at a great big hole
WHOA!
"What a hole!"
Mistaking kerosene for aftershave?
As an adult, the calling sign of intentionally flooding their victims houses is so much worse than the theft.
Sure, steal everything not bolted down. Makes sense. Gotta eat, and you resent the "rich" people.
But cause tens of thousands of dollars of damage, and long term mildew risk that will be weeks, maybe months, of hell to fix? Just to be extra petty? Man, that's so much fucking worse.
It was a very rich neighbourhood.
These are guys that were hellbent in killing a 12 year old boy during Christmas. I don't think ethics rank highly in their minds.
Movie idea: a horror style version of home alone
That exists. It's called Saw.
Yes, also, super easy to see that it was them who burgled those houses. And destruction of property is an extra crime with extra time.
I believe this is addressed in the narrative.
Yeah, the very end of the movie the cop says something like "oh and thanks for leaving all the water on in the houses you robbed so we know which ones were you" or something like that
Can you not
Fuck I look like the ginger version of him too
Oh gross, a Ginger.
Me too...
As a non ginger red hair is rad. Fuck what anyone else says or thinks, including you I guess
Nah, I was joking. I absolutely love my red hair. I own it more than anything else about myself
Yeah but I don't look that old because I don't smoke or go outside.😅
Man, robbing houses in the early 90s. What a gig! No IP cams. No ADT security systems. Just don't leave any fingerprints and you literally could have anything you wanted.
He was born in 1957. That makes him only 33 at the age of filming.
Yes, isnt that what the meme says? 2023-1990=33
Yes, I just did the math for the lazy.
I don't like this even tho it doesn't technically apply to me 🕶️
So I've been older than him for 14 years.
This you?
Not yet, still have 19 years to go. (He was only 66 there? Yikes!)
But I've still got 9 years before I catch up to Pesci in Home Alone
Dude I’m 6 years older than he was in Home Alone. Fuck….