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[-] [email protected] 57 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

And Scotty beamed them to the Klingon ship, where they would be no Tribble at all.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

In my home Star Trek is the religion. It's been a long road getting from there to here. Because I've got faith in the Spock.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Blasphemer, the prophets sent the Sisko to guide us as our emissary

[-] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Look, all I said was, "That bowl of jambalaya was good enough for Joseph Sisko."

[-] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

It might as well be in my home too. My wife and I aren't religious, so we may have snuck a few subtle trek things into our wedding ceremony.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Would you describe your faith as heart-related?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

It's the only way I can make sure that they're not gonna hold me down no more.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I hate you...

[-] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

Bah. Our ornament celebrates the true spirit of Christmas:

When you push the button, the fight music plays. For like a full minute. It's amazing.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

That's amazing! I haven't seen this one.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I used this in the header for today's Trek-mas!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Whaaaat, how did I miss it?!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I got it in a Hallmark store probably 25 years ago.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

As long as we don't end up with the Star Trek Wars

[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

And the great pilgrimage after - The Star Wars Trek

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

UNBELIEVER!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

And the Savior said unto James - "I have been, and always shall be, your friend"

  • Book of Archer 32:10
[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Spock died for our sins according to the scriptures;

And that he was buried, and that he rose again in the third movie according to the scriptures:

And that he was seen of Jim, then of the rest of the bridge crew.

-- 1 Roddenberry 15:3-5

[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

And a much much better religion than scientology.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

On the Third ~~day~~ movie he rose again!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

(Spoiler) No need to cry, watch the sequel

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Merry Spockmas! 🎄

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That in fact happened long ago:

Join Ashtar Command Crew, a spiritual community for awakening to the new reality of Ashtar Command, a galactic federation of light and love

Sadly they seem to have turned from a weird UFO cult into a right wing QAnon cult at this point, so no links from me ...

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

It looks like this is the Hallmark ornament from 2015, so the only option might be ebay.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Some tempting options, right? I'm trying to stay strong and tell myself I don't need any more plastic. 😣

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

The Historical Documents!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Hold on a second, that's not Gandalf

[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I sacrifice at the alter of Kahless every day.

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