this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2023
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Greentext

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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 113 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Calling bullshit, this post is written in the default MS Word font and laid out weird.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Why would you fake a greentext. This makes it even more hilarious because anyone can post on 4chan lmao

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

You don't even have to actually post, you could just edit an existing post in your browser

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Css is not black magic, whether intentional or accidental, the formatting not loading isn't that crazy

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago

Yeah, I'm glad someone else noticed this greentext doesn't look right

[–] [email protected] 47 points 11 months ago

Maybe she looked up the song and realized anon wasn't the writer?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I take it she didn’t enjoy OOP’s homage to “Bitches Ain’t shit.”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

i hate seeing OOP and always immediately thinking "object oriented programming"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Hear panflute in the background.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Took too long to call? Who knows…

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No it was too soon. He was supposed to wait 4-6 days. It’s obvious really /s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh shit, I thought it was 4-6 weeks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was 4-6 Galactic years

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nope. I'm pretty sure it's 4-6 times.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

As in 4-6 multiplied by the entirety of time?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

not sure. maybe.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Everyone's a critic.