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[–] [email protected] 138 points 10 months ago

Hard to feel sorry for anyone actively putting money in Tesla/Musk's pocket @ this point

[–] [email protected] 78 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I still don't get why people buy Tesla products. You know what they're like now. What are you doing?

[–] [email protected] 74 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Weird ad campaign, but OK.

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why doesn't a Tesla smell like a new car? Because it has an Elon musk. (From dad joke lemmy a couple days ago)

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 10 months ago (5 children)

how is this even legal? I don't think this would ever fly in europe.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I think they can’t even sell the cyber truck in Europe

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago

They absolutely can't. This pedestrian murder machine will never be legal in Europe.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

thank fucking god.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

Ofc it wouldn't. It's very illegal, but Tesla knows this. They're using it as a threat to control what the buyers should do.

And also, you have rights in the EU. You can't sue people as a multi mega corp for nothing.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's legal if it's in the sales contract. Usually there is a timeframe.

You should look into Ferrari and their rules. They are even crazier than Tesla for things like this.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

after submitting a $122,135 order

The buyer told us that he paid a $250 order fee on Friday and previously paid a $100 reservation fee.

Tesla doesn't have to refund those types of fees if a buyer cancels

You have to pay $350 to get the privilege to fork over a hundred and twenty grand? My jaw literally dropped.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You forget we live in a society where we have bought tickets and raffles for the chance of being able to buy Air Jordans or Yeezys or w/e fuck shoe that did that.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Actually, I missed that. And I'd rather go back to unknowing it. Shoe shopping is a chore, not a prize.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Tesla culture* Normal car enthusiasts aren't like this

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (13 children)
[–] [email protected] 52 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Man, stop linking to twitx

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

That is absolute gold right there

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

Anybody buying one of these clown cars deserves all the bad that comes with it.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Are you able to return it if you dislike, or are you just fucked?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If I remember correctly, you must let Tesla buy it back rather than reselling.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (5 children)

The whole Tesla truck thing really reminds me of the DMC DeLorean fiasco. Is musk imitating John DeLorean? He's falling about as fast. Both are silver and look weird.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The DeLorean looks awesome. You take that back.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago

Tesla is hot garbage. This “truck” is proof.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

“You won’t own anything, and you’ll like it.”

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Just throw this shit up on Rocket League and end the line already. I think I already have those wheels.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is the best summary I could come up with:


Tesla has revived a contract clause that says the electric carmaker could sue Cybertruck buyers for $50,000 or more if they resell during their first year of ownership.

As we reported a month ago, the Cybertruck-only clause was added to the public version of Tesla's Motor Vehicle Order Agreement Terms & Conditions and then deleted after the lawsuit threat attracted some attention.

The clause says Cybertruck buyers must offer the car back to Tesla at a reduced price before any attempt to resell the vehicle within one year of delivery.

"You agree that in the event you breach this provision, or Tesla has reasonable belief that you are about to breach this provision, Tesla may seek injunctive relief to prevent the transfer of title of the Vehicle or demand liquidated damages from you in the amount of $50,000 or the value received as consideration for the sale or transfer, whichever is greater.

People who made early Cybertruck reservations received their invitations to order the limited-availability Foundation Series edition on Friday.

As an Electrek article notes, it's unclear whether the clause applies only to the Foundation Series version of the Cybertruck.


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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They arent ferrari, what are they thinking?

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You have to be a colossal idiot to buy this car. You have to be an even bigger idiot to buy it from a scalper

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Sounds like the average Church of Elon Member to me (I'm pro EVs, but Elon/Tesla-Cultists are insufferable)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

I'm all for idiots being scammed to buy this, and I'm all for scalpers being left with a bunch of these things that nobody wants. Every possible outcome is amazing.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Who is scalping the worst truck ever made? Even the people who put a down payment down don’t want one.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Unfortunately there are enough lunatics who would buy this either as a joke, or because they see Musk as some prophet

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I really do not care - Musk and Cybertruck are way overrepresented here

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Why do they hate freedom of speech and expression so much?

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