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[email protected] kindly commented that wifi network names of you and your neighbour can be used to locate your address, so please be aware to avoid betraying your privacy. Peace!

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[–] [email protected] 128 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My 5gHz is “Hot Signals in Your Area.” My 2.4gHz is “Mediocre Signals in Your Area.”

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago (3 children)

But technically the signal strength of 2.4 goes farther than 5, so this one hurts my brain. Perhaps because when I think mediocre signals... I think mediocre signal strength. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Speed over strength. It doesn’t need to go further, just faster.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

Oh, behave.

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[–] [email protected] 106 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

Hahaha regional dialect!

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[–] [email protected] 98 points 10 months ago (6 children)

This is my main Network name.

It confuses the hell out of Macs and some Linux stuff refuses to connect.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I had Zoidberg "(\/)(,;;,)(\/)" for awhile. And, yeah, not all devices liked that.

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[–] [email protected] 88 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Saw a 5Ghz one called “COVID Vaccine”

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 10 months ago

Mines been named “WiFiArtThouRomeo” for, like, 20 years. Don’t know if it’s funny, but I think it’s cute. 

[–] [email protected] 72 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Mine is named Connecting... My guest network is Reconnecting...

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Our neighbors grow weed, so my brother set one up as DEA Surveillance Van.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 61 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Martin Router King Jr

Router I hardly know 'er

5G Covid Test Tower 37692b

[–] [email protected] 61 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Had one named "FBI Surveillance Van #3". I know, not so creative even 10-years ago, but read on.

Guy at the end of the street sold weed. He was telling my neighbor to be on the lookout, there was an FBI van cruising around. Being at the end of the street, my signal faded in and out like it was moving. Dude was freaked the fuck out.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 58 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Visited a CeX store.

Their locked, employee-only Wi-Fi: Protected CeX

Their open public WiFi: Unprotected CeX

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 10 months ago (2 children)

RCMP SURVEILLANCE MOOSE #2091

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Mine is 'the LAN before time'

[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I set my dads as LAN Down Under

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 51 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Mine is "GetOffMyLAN". Then one of my neighbors changed theirs to "GetOffMyLan69". I'm not even mad.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago

Hide your kids, hide your wi-fi.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago (5 children)

From Auntie Donna's Big 'ol House of Fun, "pretty fly for a WiFi"

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago

Lol! Lookie what I just found:

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago

I went with "Encrypted for Your Pleasure".

[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago (1 children)

For a while I used “Loading…”

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago (1 children)

One of my older ones was "WeDontHaveWifi" because people would say "what's your wifi?" and we would tell them that and sometimes they would say "ohh, ok" and not ask for the password, haha. Password, incidentally, was "whatPassword?"

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago

TellMyWifiLoveHer

[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I once saw one in my apartment building called “f-u-Mike” and I’ve always wondered which Mike in the building the owner was mad at and why

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The geology dorm at my university had one called "geology rocks", always made me chuckle.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I work for an ISP. I got you fam.

  • FBI VAN, FBI Surveillance Van, etc...
  • Pretty Fly For A Wi-Fi
  • Hidden Network
  • Get Your Own
  • No Internet Access
  • Net Schwifty
  • ITwimdy
  • Yell Fuck For Password
  • IP Freely
  • My WiFi Left Me
  • SS IDmedes
  • Deez Nutzwork

I can't think of more right now, but I see many every work week.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

"CovidVaccineActivation5G"

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago

My sister had me name the wi-fi extender as "Papa John's Pizza and Abortions". My mother's side of the family is Catholic. We're still waiting for one of them to notice it

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

NotaHoneyPot

On an unsecured, password free hotspot.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago

███████ Scratch off for password

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Mine is Trogdor.

I should make the password consummate v's.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago

"All my neighbours are cunts"

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

Panic at the Cisco is up there for me.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

ThouShaltNotCovetThyNeighborsWiFi

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I once saw "Mom, use this one" and I giggled.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I use "Router? I hardly know her!" for my 5Ghz, "Tell Your Wifi Say Hi!" for my 2.4Ghz

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Been using WuTangLan for quite awhile. When I started splitting 5ghz and 2.4, we added MyWiFiFu.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Heads up that there are ways to look up locations for access point ESSIDs. You can basically narrow it down to an address. If you share a neighbor's ESSID also, it greatly helps ensure that they have the right address.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"404 Network Unavailable" and "FBI Surveillance Van #273"

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

I've been using Ermagherd Hertspert for years. Still makes me chuckle once in a while.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

One of my favourites is from a movie!

ThePromisedLAN

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