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[-] [email protected] 97 points 9 months ago

Early, undocumented, mass implantation in human subjects WOULD explain some of the fanboyism of late…

[-] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago

It would explain some of Elon Musk's weird twitchy body language too. But there are other possible explanations.

[-] [email protected] 48 points 9 months ago

There is no way that dude isn't on drugs 24/7.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I would probably be on drugs 24/7 too if I had unlimited resources and no way to go broke from my actions.

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Neurolink = brain stapling?

[-] [email protected] 86 points 9 months ago

If the IEEE (electrical engineering society) is saying something it must be really bad. They rarely if ever get involved in things like this.

[-] [email protected] 75 points 9 months ago

Neuralink announced in September that it was recruiting volunteers for its human study. Thousands of people have reportedly signed up to receive the brain implant.

Welp…

[-] [email protected] 41 points 9 months ago

Darwinism in action I guess...

[-] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago

Why do they want it? What does it actually do?

[-] [email protected] 44 points 9 months ago

Kills you painfully with a brain infection, I think. I don’t really see the appeal.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

Neuralink's device has a chip that processes and transmits neural signals that could be transmitted to devices like a computer or a phone.

The company hopes that a person would potentially be able to control a mouse, keyboard or other computer functions like text messaging with their thoughts.

"First @Neuralink product will enable someone with paralysis to use a smartphone with their mind faster than someone using thumbs," Musk said in April 2021

https://www.reuters.com/technology/what-does-elon-musks-brain-chip-company-neuralink-do-2022-12-05/

[-] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

Neuralink’s device has a chip that processes and transmits neural signals that could be transmitted to devices like a computer or a phone.

Haven't we already been able to do that with non-invasive EKG sensors strapped to the temples before?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

yeah, but do you want to have a small ekg device around your head, when daddy elon could be linked up directly to your brain?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

There's consumer level transcranial magnetic stimulation kits you can get.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

So are these thousands of people disabled? Because that would be the silver lining. I dont think the trials will go well, but I mean thats how desperate these people are. And at least the tech is being worked in some form. But the siccest shit comes out of the worst assholes.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

I'd imagine most of the people signing up haven't actually looked into it and are envisioning Matrix shit or something. Like the thousands of people who signed up for Mars One

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Matrix shit? Like being forced to be a drone in a monotonous VR world while their bodies are harvested for energy until they fail? Doesn't really seem like an aspirational situation but I guess there must be a few Cyphers out there ..

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I meant like downloading kung fu knowledge to your brain

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

No. This kind of thing is being worked on by legitimate academic neuroscientists at places like Stanford. They abide by a code of medical and scientific ethics. That’s where this kind of thing is going to come from.

They’re not going to come from some guy who killed a $44B company by making the stupidest move possible at every decision branch.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

It probably could do those things, but instead it'll harvest your thoughts to send advertising keywords to Twitter, and play unskippable ads directly inside of your brain.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I've always wanted to give corporations access to my thoughts

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Don't forget to pay your monthly subscription, or you'll wake up and discover they've turned off your visual cortex rendering you blind until you bring your payment account up to date, plus pay a $47 late fee.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

Oh, they’re going to get so sued if they actually do this. I’m picturing the window-shatter demo of the cybertruck, but with brains.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I'm picturing the chip overload from Kingsman.

[-] [email protected] 51 points 9 months ago

They’ll die or beg to die just like all of those monkeys

https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-pcrm-neuralink-monkey-deaths/

How about you step up and be patient zero Mr phony stark wannabe

[-] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago

I wonder how many of those bag lickers that volunteered refused to get the Covid vaccine.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

But the covid vaccine implanted microchips into people... oh....

[-] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago

If only there was a government agency with both the will and the authority to do something. Oh well.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago

pls put a monkey killing chip in my brain daddy elon

[-] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago

No sane, nondisabled person would allow Elon to put anything in their brain

[-] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

If they are not disabled before, they will soon.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Those NFT bros would probably jump at the first chance.

It would be good riddance.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

They fall under disabled

[-] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

This reminds me of Trump's contribution to covid " uh can't you just flash light on it, or drink chlorine?". Just truly brilliant people having world changing ideas. "We'll surgically implant chips into brains.. ignore the dead chimps

[-] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

You can't install adblocker on neuralink, but thankfully for you, nazi propaganda comes free of charge.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

The only way this should be allowed to move forward is if the board of directors all have the procedure done first.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Yooo, real life cyberpsychosis just dropped

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

You ready to get a montage reel of people pulling their brains out while screaming, straight from a scifi horror movie?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Yikes, that would make you a scalper in more ways than one.

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