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Honk Jesús (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 117 points 9 months ago

🎵 Honk Jesus honk

🎵 If u saves

🎵 If u love, love

🎵 Jesus, (Jesus) Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus (Jesus)

[-] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

You missed "^TOYOTA JESUS".

[-] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

Praise be to Toyota Jesus!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Sorry, I only worship Buff Korean Jesus or better

[-] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

That's going to be a smash hit.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

While backing out. Because they can't see shit.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

To the tune of Dance Magic Dance

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[-] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago

This is what mental illness looks like.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Generational trauma for sure.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago

Honk Jesus Honk

Great hymn.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

If you saves, If you love, love jesus, jesus, jesus, jesus, jesus!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Jesus Honk the Goose Ashore is a banger

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[-] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

That's what I always say.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

It's not super active but [email protected]

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

It truly was a treat.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I think they're actually referring to Jesus Hernandez from East LA.

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

In case yall are trying to figure it out, I think it's intended to be 3 panels. Right and left saying 'honk if you love jesus' and the center panel saying 'jesus saves'. Just one man's guess tho, couldn't get into the mind of that person if i tried

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

Is Jesus supposed to help this moron see out the rear window when trying to merge or change lanes?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Naw Jesus is drivin. Owner is sitting in the back seat praying or something.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Jesus take the wheel

[-] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

AI bumper stickers.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

HONK JESUS HONK the goose said and thus I knew I overdosed

[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Honk Jesus Honk, If u saves if u, Love love,Jesus jesus

[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Honk Jesu, Shonk!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

You forgot the three jesuses at the end there

Jesus Jesus

              Jesus 
[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

I’m just imagining some carpenter from a backwater in judea in the 0020s seeing his name used like this and wondering what the fuck causes this

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Adhesives would certainly bewilder him.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Dude some of these fancy adhesives bewilder me and I'm 1.5% glue by weight

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Isn't that a Gorillaz song?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Can't see shit out the rear window. Smart driver

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

"let's fit one more Jesus on there."

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Jesus Christ

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Mother fucking bootleg cars.......

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

It's like Stockholm Syndrome with these people.

They're in love with their oppressor.

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

jesus jesus jesus it's a fire!

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