this post was submitted on 25 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh... So that's the Picard Maneuver.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Use it at your own risk.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Shouldn't you really have a picture of the most important man in Starfleet history?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

That's obviously already framed and on the wall.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That pose and that stare makes it look like he's enjoying what he sees and may even want to join you.

Perfect

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean it's not like he's getting any from Keiko.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

He LOVES. His wife.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Miles: "You wanna go for twins?" Keiko: "I don't think it works that way..."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Macho Man Miles knocked up Keiko with their second child after one single attempt.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I mean, I bet it does work as effective birth control. No offense meant to Picard, of course.

I would put this to the test and report back, but I'm too busy watching the surprise kids I had.

On a related note, I am able to report that a photograph of Levar Burton standing watch will not prevent having children.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Good thing you didn't bring Yar... you'd both just randomly die

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Then come back a few times just to die again

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Well that's one way to approach Assimilation...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Somehow, i think I’d feel more at ease if it was riker watching me fuck.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

The Picard will save us!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

This is a warning

Step away from the car

This car is protected by Viper

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Picard brand diaphragms draw the line here! And no further!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Such a shame they replaced him with a Droid and made a whole series with that abomination.