this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 80 points 11 months ago (1 children)

10 years ago, I started dating a girl and her cat licked my hair. We got married and have lots of cats together.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Thats... not how the birds and the bees work.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Ah, yes, those are the catfood.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

But we're talking about humans and cats.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 11 months ago

My cat insists upon “lap time” with me every evening. After our lap time she goes over to my wife and licks her hair.

They say that when a cat spoons you or sits in your lap, it’s treating you as their mama. If a cat licks your hair it’s grooming you, treating you as their child.

By this logic, my cat thinks that I am my wife’s grandpa.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago

I'm bald but I shave the hair that still grows. My cat likes to rub her belly on my head when it's freshly shaved. I'm telling you, you haven't lived until you've had a kitten rub their belly on your bald head until they fall asleep.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago

I would let Milo lick my hair, he looks like a great boy.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

pretty cat though damn

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Only mens' hair? Does length matter?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

they gotta find a bald guy, unless he sleeps naked it wont be much an issue

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I still have eyebrows and a beard thank you

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Seriously tho

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

I would be honored to have my hair licked by Milo.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Rude! You’re not single; you have Milo!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

My cat licks my wrists for some reason.

Very specific.