Columbine vibes : memes

[-] [email protected] 175 points 9 months ago

Is that an actual tweet of his? Lol what a dork

[-] [email protected] 120 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

According to msn.com and thestreet.com it's a real tweet lol

Such mall ninja vibes

https://www.thestreet.com/technology/one-of-teslas-foremost-bears-issues-bold-challenge-to-ceo-musk

[-] [email protected] 63 points 9 months ago

"I forgot to add that I am my own worst enemy by far," Musk said. "No need for others to dig my grave when I’m doing it so well myself."

Rare moment of self awareness from Elon?

[-] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago

More like legal backpedal

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[-] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago

Yeah I suppose at this point it’s a mixture of unlimited wealth, unlimited cocaine, very limited self awareness and very limited imagination

[-] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

I think it's Ketamine in his case. Of course, he is using it under the strict supervision of his personal doctor, Joe Rogan.

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I need evidence. This one is too much... I'll be back after I look around the internet.

Edit: Wow. Just wow. I just... What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Proof (warning, it's a Twitter link).

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

He's basically JP from Grandma's Boy.

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[-] [email protected] 110 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

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[-] [email protected] 52 points 9 months ago

Hey man, his son has nothing to do with this!

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Man edging has a real different meaning these days huh ;)

[-] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

2003: "You're so edgy 🙄" 2023: "You're so edgy 🥵"

[-] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

Man, nothing escapes global warming

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[-] [email protected] 80 points 9 months ago

Ever since I saw this photo I couldn’t take the dude seriously.

The utter irony

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[+] [email protected] 65 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

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[-] [email protected] 63 points 9 months ago

Jesus fucking Christ on a bicycle what a fucking cringelord

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[-] [email protected] 57 points 9 months ago

This meme makes a good point, he's so fucking cringe.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

I'm starting to think this musk character is dare I say it, a wanker

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[-] [email protected] 57 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Man I hope I never end up super rich or famous because I was a loser in my youth and I don't want anyone digging that shit up lol

[-] [email protected] 56 points 9 months ago

It helps to not be a loser right now. Elon is in his 50s and still acts like a childish, insecure douchebag. The fact that you are able to acknowledge your previous loserdom makes you already less lame than Elon. No amount of money can make him cool because he completely refuses to ever work on himself.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 9 months ago

This was from Tuesday (the comment). A 52 year old man posted that, though I use the word "man" loosely here...

[-] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

I think you might be in luck.

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[-] [email protected] 52 points 9 months ago

Every time I think Musk has written his stupidest Tweet he goes and proves me wrong. It's honestly impressive.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago

It was funny for a while, but I'd really like him to hit rock bottom. The guy has a lot of power, and this is really kinda worrying me now.

[-] [email protected] 44 points 9 months ago

I know he's said a lot of idiotic shit lately but... seriously? He actually said this? Jesus Christ. He truly has reverted into a lonely 4Chan teen.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

All billionaires are like this when you take away the PR.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago

Skilled with a katana due to extensive training in mother's basement

[-] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago

While you were partying, I studied the blade

[-] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago

Do we... do we call him Emon now?

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[-] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago

What the hell happened to that man?

[-] [email protected] 57 points 9 months ago

Daddy didn't give affection, and the boy was something that mommy wouldn't wear.

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

My theory is too much blow and huffing his own farts to the point where his brain has turned to mush.

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago

I'm still waiting for Elmo Vs Zuck.

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago

Bro, he literally transformed a company and social app in his personal edgy microblog called X

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

[annoying JP voice] I hate your face.

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago

Whoa whoa whoa nearly cut myself on that edge. Seriously, I cackled so hard I frightened the cat. NWBTCW bby.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

Mallninja Musk.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

Emo Musk

[-] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

I'll take "THINGS A PARTICULARLY STUPID CHILD WOULD SAY" for 1,000, Alex.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

So if you have to be 13+ to even sign up for Twitter why would they let him be the CEO?

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

The main difference is that this one has the money to do a much bigger Columbine.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

Plus, he's got massive influence on his fanboys who worship his every move

[-] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

If you gotta say it out loud, it probably isn't true.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

He really would have done well as the lead in a fictional Michael Jackson biopic that's an alternate retelling of how his life took a turn in the mid/late 90s, when he discovers that he's actually in the Matrix and is the one. And instead of Annie, we're asking "Neo, are you okay? Are you o.k. ne-o? -- Sha-mona"

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