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[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Needs the Pizza Planet truck tucked into the background.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

“Computer: one cannabis brownie”

[zweeerp]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Now I'm imagining this universe's version of the SNW musical episode: Klingon bluegrass boy band?

Truck nuts on the nacelles?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I think the truck nuts go below the rear shuttle bay. Mudflaps go on the nacelles.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Opening theme replaced with The Eagle's "Journey Of The Sorcerer," confusing some British sci-fi fans.

The Klingons do an admirable version of Iron Horse's Pickin' On Modest Mouse.

tlqlI'-- nongqu'! / bogh nIjtaH mIllogh chenmoH'mo.
ghoplI' bIrlaw' / puS torDu' bIr puS QemjIq'Daq Saq.
HurDaq, SIStaH, SudmoH 'ej wov / bIrmo' wovmoHwI’ tlhapqa' maSvo'.
puv ron qa'Hom SoHvetlh / qawTah maH mohpu' cha' qa'meH wej.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"What if Spaceships had feelings?"

-Pixar

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

“Oof ouch owie my warp core”

  • USS Enterprise
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I think you mean Cerritos

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I remember Andromeda, and I’m going to make it everybody else’s problem.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I loved Andromeda, I can't rewat it thought because it's either awful, and I've ruined the memory or it's good and I can't watch a show with Kevin Sorbo anymore

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Interesting universe and premise. It’s got noticeably lower production value than comparable Trek, but it’s decent for the first season and a half.

Robert Hewitt Wolfe, a writer who had worked on Deep Space 9 was the producer for the first season and a half. In the middle of the second season Sorbo and the network teamed up to push him out, and retooled the show to be much dumber and more actiony. It takes an immediate and embarrassing nosedive after that.

If you watch it, a good time to stop is when Trance Gemini turns from purple to gold colored.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I'll keep that in mind. I love the premise and any sort of rebuilding an empire type thing.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Alright kids ... in today's episode Voyager has a little oopsy daisy in the transporter room and combines two people into one new friend named Tuvix ... let's see what the Captain will do

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

and that was the day the kids learned about crimes against sentience.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

...and children were traumatized for life.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Straight out the airlock? That wasn't in the script

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

Pixar’s Shipz

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

This is getting out of hand!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (3 children)

What happens to the conscious self when the Enterprise D separates the drive section from the saucer section?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Good question. I imagine the saucer section retains all the nurturing family camper persona, while the naccelle section revels in having all the warp power, and occasionally reminds everyone that it thinks mainly with it's battle bridge.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Babies First Existential Crisis.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

It's like when zombies or Frankenstein's monster pops their heads off for laughs.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"I am speed. Coughcoughhackcough"

-- Excelsior NX-2000

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You can always make your own show. They're selling these on eBay.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Oh dear... I'm having flashes of a "The Thunderbirds," or "Team America; World Police" style movie being made with those.....

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Gimme a the Thomas the Starship universe.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Are shuttles baby spaceships?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Reminds me of this- https://vimeo.com/93040969

Which then someone decided was actually a good idea - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0330994/

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Mater would be a Pakled tow-cruiser.

"We look for things to get 'er dun."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

This is the universe Tarka was trying to get to

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

That's the look of a ship that needs to "shuttle"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Only if Badgey can still be a baddie

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Because it would be entertaining