Replace someone’s bedside lube with this.
this post was submitted on 17 Nov 2023
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Or the office hand sanitizer
Or the office lube
Flavored lubes have gone too far
You're joking, but if they actually made a flavored lube like this I bet it'd sell.
Ketchup contains vinegar. Probably don't want that down there...
Yeah, it'd obviously need to be made of other ingredients. The sugar content would also likely cause some issues.
I was gonna say, I'm not sure there's non-acidic ingredients that have the same acidic/sour taste.
But there are these bubblegums that are extremely sour, so I guess, we do have a way of triggering those taste receptors without melting away your jaw. 🫠
Everything sour is acidic, the sour taste comes from the hydrogen ions (protons) donated by acids blocking the potassium ions leaving your taste buds, this creates a depolarization and opens voltage gated calcium channels, the influx of which causes neurotransmitter release. Sour gums/candies don't contain Acetic acid (vinegar) but instead Citric acid and sometimes Malic acid.
Ahhhh Pepsi clear vibes. No regrats.
You mean no ragrets?
No rugrats
Quick, somebody call LA Beast!
Have A Good Daaaayyyy
This is nonsense of course. The colour of food makes a surprising difference in how palatable we find it.
This would never sell and heinz knows it :) even if it tasted the same.
This would never sell and heinz knows it
And they know that, because they already did kinda try it:
https://www.fastcompany.com/1779591/what-were-they-thinking-day-ketchup-crossed-line-perfect-purple
Mmm tomato flavored hand sanitizer
And to think the most interesting thing I learned today was that heinz sells vinegar.
Just when I thought ketchup couldn't get any more disgusting
Like it wasn’t bad enough already and now it looks like lube? Ugh!
Hey! Lube is tasty
While this was an interesting mock-up, the clear "ketchup's" viscosity is far too thick.
Jesus fuckin Christ