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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I loved Animorphs growing up! I found an old CDRW with a ripped version of the animorphs action game, spend a few minutes getting it working and it is just god awful, the control scheme alone is insane. I poured hours into that game in the 90s!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dunno why you would be so happy when the bread is for the table

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Reject modernity return to table

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Turning into a duck to skip out on the bill!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Born and bread

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

All I really ever talked to ChatGPT about was the Animorphs. For example, what if the Animorphs had to take the One Ring to Mordor? Not great responses to be honest.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if the Animorphs did a bunch of ecstasy and went to a furry convention? These days so they'd be legal age of course.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can they only morph certain parts?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If I remember correctly some are more graceful then other with the morphing process.

But you aren’t going to end up with some dude with a corkscrew duck dick if that’s what you’re asking.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Turn in to eagles, get corrupted along the way.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (5 children)

When I made a duck eating bread meme, I got a comment section full of people saying bread is bad for ducks.

Let's see how this one goes

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's been good so far, maybe because the bread is for the table and not for the duckboy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Bread is bad for ducks haha

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Most bread is bad for ducks. Birdseed is cheaper than bread.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Can't find birdseed at a restaurant

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Ducks rape. They get all the bread.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Bread is good for ducks. Make Bread Good Again!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Man this got a good laugh out of me, I fucking love carbs

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Years ago, I went to Red Lobster just to eat the rolls when all I was buying was drinks. They don't just immediately give those out now; they wait for a food order :(