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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

According to the TSA frozen water is allowed past so long as it is totally frozen and not slushy and has no water at the bottom of the container. Basically make sure it's really damn cold before you leave and hope it doesn't melt on you.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Yeah you can do it with any kind of liquid, like soup and shit.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Please do not freeze your shit and bring it to the airport.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I freeze my shit so TSA is too distracted about me bringing my frozen water cooler bottle full of water.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

My body freezes shit in me for 36 hours just before, during and then after the flight.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

"I'm sorry TSA officer, it's clearly frozen so I can bring it on the plane"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Shit is supposed to be a solid, just fyi.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I mean, if its too solid it causes problems too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Oh to be young and full of solids again...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Any kind of liquid? Like nitroglycerin?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Nitroglycerin freezes at 14°C so it's super convenient

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

you should try! Let us know how it goes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

if your shit is liquid, you might have bigger problems

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

She’s technically correct, the best kind of correct.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is just a reminder that the rules are not intended to be followed or applied evenly. That's why none of the people who enforce the rules actually know any of the rules. The specific rules aren't really relevant to how the system functions. Instead, the concept of rules exists in such systems to justify the arbitrary exercise of power. You could literally show this to a TSA agent and probably half the time it wouldn't matter.

The whole thing was always theater with the bonus perk of getting folks used to fascism.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I don't care about water but the full body scans are dystopian as fuck.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

You can also take an empty bottle and fill it after passing through security...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Fun idea to do on a boring day, but usually it's important to get on the flight. :)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I’ve asked the TSA dudes while going through security this exact question and they confirmed that, yes you can take fully frozen water bottles through security.

You can also just read on their website that, as long as it’s fully frozen when you’re at the security screening, you’re fine. https://www.tsa.gov/travel/security-screening/whatcanibring/items/ice

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Creative solution!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Sweet, then I can pre-boil water the day before, freeze it down and bring it on a plane, so that I have boiling water mid flight.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Why were liquids then be banned in the first place?