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[–] [email protected] 220 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

"You see, the short hair means she's a no-nonsense badass, but the long hair indicates she still has a soft, vulnerable, feminine side that can be won over by the male interest leading to the obligatory gratuitous sex scene, right before he is killed by the aliens."

[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 year ago

This guy sci-fies.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Nah, Karlach doesn't have a soft feminine side to be won over by a male protagonist just before they die dramatically

She has a golden retriever side that can and will hump the leg of anyone who's down soon as you get her engine insulated.

[–] [email protected] 118 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What do you even need a barber for?

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Bobby is such a good character, the actress nailed it.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When I first saw her casting, I was doubtful. But she was spectacular and completely flipped my opinion. Same with Amos. They producers really did a great job finding great actors.

Avasarala was perfect from the first frame. She walked off the pages of the book.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

She was the only one who could do avasarala that wasn't Jefferson Mayes

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

She was badass hell yeah

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've seen her somewhere, but I can't remember the move title 🤔

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That’s it. It was from Baby Got Boobs 14. Thank you. It was on the tip of my tongue. And I just rewatched it like last week, too.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does it hold up after a rewatch?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, but not as well as Christy Gets Spanked Smacked Fucked Sucks and Sucked In The Wood Shop. That one was touching.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Spanked Smacked Fucked Sucks and Sucked

Isn't this a hash brown order at Waffle House?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Move title might be doggy or missionary

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

You keep my girlfriend's name out of your mouth!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

I'll call it the "hustle mullet".

business on the side, party every where else.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Well, I mean...

Does THAT count, or...?

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

Vasquez is always the best

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And this is why I click on the NSFW "fitgirls" links when browsing /all

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She also has what is arguably the best line in the movie.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I really tried to pack this into a witty joke comment, but... that's Christy Mack. I don't think she's been into space yet tho.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Meme is funny, comments take it too serious. Like all the time.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What is up with that? I sometimes get the most serious, pedantic comments on shitposts.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Back when Burger King had crown shaped nuggets, I was drunk in the back of my friends car, and I called them king hats as he pulled out of the drive thru.

He slammed on the brakes, turned around with a twisted smile, and repeated back to me eagerly, "King hats‽".

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