[-] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

Michael B. Jordan in shambles.

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Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago
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Did she think it was a fresh batch of America balls?

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago

I'm pretty sure you have a better chance winning the lottery.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Was this him?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

I can't guess the episode, for I have been banned, my children have been banned, and my children's children have been banned! ...for three months.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

I went to Harvard but got kicked out. They said that I wasn't accepted, but I don't believe in like rules, man.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

But the ball, his groin, it works on so many levels. Roll it again.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago

So it's merely a buzzword then.

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Yeah, I know I posted, but I don't care. I don't award points until I get my Danish.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago

This may or may not be cool.

It might be the future of driving.

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I guess the episode for you. Knute Rockne called it Treehouse of Horror IV. The clock is running, so it's important that I guess the episode in time.

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The other three schools are Colorado State, Fresno State, and San Diego State. Reports of the Pac-12's demise were greatly exaggerated.

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I'd be gay for Moleman.

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Instead of points, I will be awarding Krusty Brand imitation points. 9 out of 10 shit posters can't tell the difference.

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For those that aren't familiar, Spirit Halloween is a store that pops up in vacant stores around the middle of August and remain until early November. They sell Halloween things like costumes, decorations, etc. I wonder why there isn't a Christmas version that could sell Christmas stuff that could pop up after Spirit leaves and remains until January. There's plenty of Christmas decorations, tree, etc that are sold each year, feels like it would be something that could work.

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Anyone who's found true love may receive points today!

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Coming up: Some of the points that are awarded have been found to be lethal, but I won't tell you which ones until after news, sports, and weather with Funny Sunny Storm.

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Goodnight Springdon, there will be no points.

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The points you will receive are worth nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all.

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