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[-] [email protected] 75 points 5 months ago

I prefer the 32 bit signed integer underflow in my favor.

[-] [email protected] 62 points 6 months ago

Oh, would you look at the time! It's the year of the fediverse!

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[-] [email protected] 93 points 10 months ago

Bitte erlaube mir die folgende Frage: HÄ?

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ich👨‍⚕️iel (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 179 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I hope her creative resistance doesn't get incorporated as part of the brand of her workplace.

EDIT: To the downvoters:

Brands have begun to incorporate some imperfections into their marketing. For example the Deutsche Bahn, our german railway company, are sometimes making jokes about how their trains are notoriously late. Are they making their service better? No. Or not noticeably so far. I think McDonalds have also made jokes about their broken soft ice machines and they did not do anything to make them more reliable. According to iFixit, they and the company making the machines have actively fought against a small company that wanted to make a tool to making fixing these machines easier.

So that's why i hope that our wig-wearing heroine doesn't just get incorporated into the marketing instead of being allowed to show her pink hair.

[-] [email protected] 353 points 1 year ago

We have Project 2025 out there literally announcing the end of democracy should a republican president be voted in. Their plan is to enact Schedule F which allows the prez to kick people from the senate and place his own chosen people there and to allow the prez to essentially take over the whole executive branch of the government.

LIKE GODDAMMIT, THERE'S A DICTATORSHIP UNDER CONSTRUCTION! WHY ISN'T THIS EVEN NEWSWORTHY? WHY DOES THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA SOLELY FOCUS ON THE CLIMATE ASPECT ON PROJECT 2025? IT'S LITERALLY THE PLAN TO END DEMOCRACY! AND OF COURSE LGBTQIA+ PEOPLE!

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Hello lemmings,

I am not exactly a fan of soap dramas, however through regular visits at my moms place i end up watching these shows (specifically the german shows "Alles was zählt" and "Gute Zeiten, Schlechte Zeiten").

Until this year, the drama was worth it because Doctor Who aired inmediately after and i think Donna Noble, Martha Jones, Clara Oswalt etc. are much more entertaining.

Over time i've noticed that the plots have become much more dramatic. Schemes have become much more schemey, crimes have been commited and became more crimey and the drama has become seemingly constantly more dramatic.

Now my question is: Am i mistaken with my impression? Is there a name for this drama creep? Does this also happen to other long-running soap dramas where you live?

[-] [email protected] 160 points 1 year ago

He's right. I kept the wound open and completely bled out. Lost all of my blood. But it's worth it because i didn't get Tetanus.

Did you know you can stop rabies by having someone chop your head off?

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Don't worry, texteditor.com is also available as an app on Windows, macOS and Linux thanks to Electron.

It only needs 300 megabytes and you can style it with CSS.

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[-] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago

Meanwhile at Tuxedo OS:

Manager: "So, we need a set of Wallpapers for that Linux we have."

Worker: "Alright, so i suggest that we add some vistas from germany in there and some nature photography."

Manager: "Classic and beautiful, but i feel like we need a little twist to that."

Worker: "Alright, so was if we were to run an algorithm that turns random parts of the wallpaper into polygonal art?"

Manager: "How random exactly?"

Worker: "Totally! The only rule is that half of the wallpaper has to have that look but there's no rhyme or reason to which parts will be turned into polygons."

Manager: "I love it. Can we also super impose our logo on the wallpaper so that people can always rest assured that the Linux they booted is still the Linux they installed and that it's our Linux?"

Worker: "Absolutely sir!"

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Alt-Text: Schwarz-weißes Bild von Cillian Murphy in seiner Rolle als J. Robert Oppenheimer, Vater der Atombombe,* im Film Oppenheimer.

Oberer Text: Ich bin bekommen Actimel. Unter Text: Zerstörer von Viren.

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ich🐭iel (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 99 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Polizisten in rechten Chats - ich schlafe
Polizisten in Letzte Generation - REALER SCHEIß

EDIT: Der Artikel erwähnte auch den Fall von Claudia Pechstein, die bei einer Rede der CDU in Uniform auftrat weswegen bei ihr das Disziplinarverfahren gestartet wurde.

Ich tippe nichtsdestotrotz auf Ungleichbehandlung denn laut Artikel hat die aktuelle Polizistin sich weder beruflich noch privat bei Protestaktionen der LG gezeigt. Sofern nicht gerade irgendetwas massiv geheimes ausgeplaudert wurde oder in anderer Form tatsächlich Mist gebaut wurde vermute ich dass die Polizei ihr alleine wegen der Mitgliedschaft beim LG an den Kragen will. Etwas, was bei rechten Chats so meines Wissen nach ihr nicht wiederfahren wäre.

EDIT 2: Hab vergessen zu erwähnen dass ihr mich gerne korrigieren dürft wenn ich irgendwo falsch liege.

[-] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago

So you like source code? Well then! HAVE ALL THE SOURCE CODE IN THE WORLD!

[-] [email protected] 97 points 1 year ago

Missed the opportunity to draw in a teapot for HTML.

[-] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ich finds gruselig, wie hoch die Gewaltbereitschaft gegen die LG ist. Das ist echt der Wahnsinn. Auch in meinem unmittelbaren Umfeld. Die LG macht sehr effektiv Druck nachdem FFF seit einiger Zeit (so mein Empfinden, kann mich täuschen) ignoriert wurde. Und der Grund ist ja klar: Regierung kommt nicht wegen Klimawandel zu Potte.

Statt aber auch nur ein Stückchen Solidarität zu zeigen beschwört man im Geiste eine Flotte Krankenwagen herauf und kritisiert die Protestform in der Hoffnung, nicht (mehr) davon gestört zu werden. Wie bei FFF. Oder man greift die Protestler an.

Die ganzen sozial akzeptierten Wege des Protests (sofern es denn welche gibt) sind erschöpft und wir haben echt nicht mehr genug Zeit, noch auf einen mega Aufsteiger in der Politik zu hoffen der auf magische Weise den Neoliberalismus bekämpft und alle unter dem Klimaschutz eint. Aber keine Sau denkt auch nur eine Sekunde über die Historie nach. Stattdessen ist man so überrascht dass die Leute so krass sind und so. Und man verlässt sich darauf, dass der demokratische Prozess immer schon alles richtet.

Jedenfalls hatte ich einen hier auf Lemmy der mir sagte dass ich entweder eine Diktatur schaffen könne oder mich einfach dem demokratischen Prozess fügen könnte als würde die Demokratie selbst immer die absolute Gerechtigkeit gewährleisten, egal wer denn nun regiert.

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