this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Since you are playing with the Church of England -edition, the queen can simply dismiss the bishop.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

"Hah! Checkmate with my bishop!"
"Nope! Bishop is dismissed!"
"Aaaaw, not again"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only if it's not a Catholic bishop

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

When did they add this rule? What next, can the queen en passant everyone that is 2 fields away from her?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Too late, Queen's already off the board and transphobes don't want us to turn peasants into Queens.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

You know what. I'm gonna turn into a queen even harder!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What are you worried about? A bishop on a white square can't touch a queen on a black square

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, looks like someone nudged the board and the bishop is supposed to be on black, but got moved a bit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

If that's the case, then the play is to nudge the board back even harder, so all the pieces get moved and nobody is sure where anyone is supposed to be.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm so sorry. I was sure i could win with her as my queen but i got hit by an en passant.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Happens to the best of us.