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[-] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

That guy in the thumbnail has a lot of coffee.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

He had a $300 windfall and decided to spend it all on coffee

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Arooo! Don't spend it all in one place!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Wtf, I didn't even notice until I read your comment.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Shhh! There's a lethal dose of caffeine, let him drink.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Correction: he has a great deal of coffee cups. It might be an issue where he doesn't use a trash can.

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