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[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (3 children)

A worm? God Emperor. It all goes weird when he splits into sandpuppies though.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (7 children)

How many Duncan Idahos can you need

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Better question - How many Duncan Idahos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I need another one!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I need 2 Duncan Idahos per every Jan Michael Vincent

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

If I knew then my plan would be spoiled.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I have to down my Dunc’n every day -Boston Leto (God Emperor to you)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Every day of the weeks ends in Idaho.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

The world may never know

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It was weird when the sand puppies merged into the worm. It was less weird when thousands of years later they were like… nah, we out.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

The weird part is absolutely "a lot of sand puppies biting this dude's arms at the same time somehow turns them and him into an immortal worm." With that context, "they stop being a worm by not biting him anymore" makes perfect sense.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 8 months ago

Spoiler!!! >: |