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Live free, die hard (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago

You don't have to admit anything, you incestuous turnip of flatulence. Your exhales are responsible for 99% of the world's cases of leprosy.

(But I love you)

[-] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

Have to admit, i love you too

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Let's get married, you daft splinter digging in a taint!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

have to admit, incestuous turnip is not something I'd ever thought I'd read

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

You should have more realistic expectations when browsing social media, you ever-moistening boil upon the sluttiest troll's ass.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Did you know that strawberries are the only fruit with seeds on the outside? Of course, in your case instead of seeds it is the non-divergent familial offspring of eye crust and smegma.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Why the parentheses? Doesn't the above just mean the same thing in Irish?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

You're absolutely right, you septic bonfire!

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