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Dude, all you're doing is pivoting and moving the goal posts. It's fine, like I said above where you're trying to tap dance away your sins, no one's pulling your Jew card. Plenty of Jews are losers, you're in plentiful company. I'm done replying, I try to avoid trash in my day even when it continues to stick to my shoe.
You're done replying because you know you lied.
If you didn't lie, name my multiple children. It should be very easy for you to do.
Shanda, shiksa and goyisha are the family names you've adopted. Now scuttle off loser.
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Let me guess- that also wasn't a lie, right?
Yes, our lies are not comparable however, and you are lying about who you are and who your family is. I'm going to continue to post this fact.
I can only imagine what other lies you tell your wife. Although she's also awful person faking being something she isn't, so you two are clearly a match made in hell.
Funny, I don't remember the Torah saying that some lies are okay and some lies aren't. So I guess you admit you violated biblical law. What would those rabbis you told me to talk to think?
Will, we've established it? You don't know anything about the Torah. It definitely breaks out the various types of lies and even someone is ignored as you has read about it at a Passover Seder.
But here you are exposing your ignorance along with your dishonesty while projecting all of your failures as an individual onto others.
And I know you'll respond because you're just that pathetic. Every response just gives me another opportunity to explain to you how pathetic you are you are. So please please keep responding and keep exposing yourself for exactly what you are.
Actually can you get your wife on here? She's gotta be smarter and more knowledgeable about being a Jew than you, she's the one saying the bracha anyways. I'm starting to wonder if she even exists. You're the type that had the girlfriend in Canada when you were in high school, aren't you?
Which type of lie is "lie about the number of children someone has and what their wife has done?"
Also, which type of lie is "I'm done responding to you" and then you keep responding?
Please show me where in the Torah those two lies are excused.
Because I showed you in the Torah where it says lies are forbidden. Shall I show you again? Believe it or not, I've read the Pentateuch and Haftorah cover to cover. I doubt you have. Sanctimonious religious people never actually read their religious texts.
It's not a lie, it's a Truth you're now unwilling to admit. You're the one who's lying about what you've previously admitted to. It's not sanctimonious to be disgusted by the likes of you. Your family is culturally appropriating Judaism and your inability to come to grips with that is why you can't keep your lies straight.
Easy solution here, stop larp'ing as a Jewish family.
Okay, if I'm not willing to admit the truth that I have multiple children, you can tell me their names.
We've done this dance, they're called Shanda shiksa and goyisha.
The Truth is you culturally appropriate Judaism and you're gross for doing it.
See, even with your insults it's a lie because, and I don't know why you haven't caught on to this yet since I've said it more than once- I don't have multiple children.
Sorry, your lie is still a lie.
Leviticus 19:11
Leviticus 19:17
Maybe you should read the Torah some time to know why you're violating it.
You shall not deal falsely with others.
If only you'd adhered to that before culturally appropriating Judaism.
Seeing as your wife is the one reads the Torah in your house, maybe she can explain your hypocrisy there.
You're not my kin, and your lying ass wouldn't be welcomed in the tribe.
0/2.... seriously, keep showing the world your ignorance. You've previously shown your ignorance wrt to the rabbinical stature in the community, now you're mistakenly quoting passages LMFAO. Go find a rabbi and get learned. Your ignorance is spiraling.
Sorry, that's also a lie. I have Jewish ancestors stretching back as far as we can trace (which would be the middle ages), both Ashkenazi and Sepharic (I bet you don't count Sephardic Jews as Jews either, right?) I had a bris. I had a bar mitzvah. Exactly what else is necessary to make me Jewish? Do please find me the passage in the Torah that shows I am not a Jew.
Otherwise, that is also a lie.
LMFAO, you think because you're a Jew you're kin of mine? Sheer arrogance and ignorance. Doesn't mean you're welcome, plenty of Jews end up exiled from their community for being pieces of shit. The kind who go around larp'ing as Jewish families fit that bill and your wife saying the prayers puts you firmly there.
You seem to misunderstand what constitutes a lie, which makes sense as you've been lying this entire thread and lying by appropriating Judaism and having your wife perform the mitzvot. Just top to bottom here.
Didn't you just say that I "wouldn't be welcome in the tribe?"
Hmm, yes you did.
Sounds like you were saying I wasn't a Jew.
Nope. I know exactly what a lie is. A lie is claiming I have multiple children when I only have one. A lie is claiming I said my wife regularly says prayers when I said no such thing. A lie is saying that I'm not a Jew and then pretending you never said that.
And the funny part is you forgot you already admitted you lied. You're so caught up in insulting me and berating me that you can't even remember what you said.
You can't even remember that I only have one child despite my saying it multiple times.
Seriously, do you have memory issues?
Also, you've violated so many Jewish laws at this point that I'm starting to doubt you are Jewish. I'm starting to think you learned a handful of Yiddish words and decided to troll a Jew.
That's what you're doing, isn't it?
I did enjoy your demand that my wife talk to you though. That was pretty funny.
You can be a Jew and not be welcomed, this is the point I'm making. With your behavior and clear disdain for the culture, you're a drain on the community and aren't welcome. Don't agree, have your kids and wife at shul on Saturday while you are called to the bimah. I'll gladly tune into the stream and have a nice laugh.
Your projection falls flat, you've proven yourself ignorant and dishonest.
I'd love to talk to your wife, she's an even bigger loser than you are directly appropriating a religion that she's not a part of. I'd have plenty to say to that sort of pos.