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‘Remote Work Is Hurting Company Culture,' Says CEO After 3rd Round of Layoffs (reductress.com)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'd like to think if I moved across the country to keep a job like that, that'd I'd demand something like a 2+ year contract with an exorbitantly high severance package pre-negotiated.

If it's that or get fired, may as well try, not worth uprooting for otherwise

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Probably not the thing everyone thought about before the layoffs became a thing. Also probably not what a company is going to agree to, but that may even be a good thing because good riddance

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I'm being offered a position right now, and I just don't think they get this part of it. I'm not moving house 4000mi into an at-will state just to get turfed in month 9.

Yeah, so no. I love my current spot wayyyyy more.