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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

As long as she doesn't board it with like 6 other musicians, I'm sure it'll be fine.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Bye bye Ms. Swifty, you died. Drove my Chevy to the....and so on.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If it's a bunch of bands nobody likes, the songs written of their loss would be of celebration rather than mourning.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I'm all for digging up the big bopper every year and crashing a plane full of his bones into a cornfield.