Must have been one hell of a mechanic on that rebuild!
this post was submitted on 11 Feb 2024
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As long as she doesn't board it with like 6 other musicians, I'm sure it'll be fine.
Bye bye Ms. Swifty, you died. Drove my Chevy to the....and so on.
If it's a bunch of bands nobody likes, the songs written of their loss would be of celebration rather than mourning.
I'm all for digging up the big bopper every year and crashing a plane full of his bones into a cornfield.
I think she made it safely past 27 so she should be okay.
It'll be said for Taylor Swift's boyfriend if she doesn't make it. He probably won't be able to do whatever it is he'd normally do at a Taylor Swift Superbowl.
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